Going To Sleep...Rituals

meesterperfect

Hiliary 2020
The Simpsons.
I have every episode up to date on my comp.
I don't know why but I put a few in the wmp playlist and I'm almost always asleep in about 5-15 minutes
 

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
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The Simpsons.
I have every episode up to date on my comp.
I don't know why but I put a few in the wmp playlist and I'm almost always asleep in about 5-15 minutes

Yup. It's THAT bad. ;)

Never met a simpsons episode I liked. Pretty boring.

::runs from your wrath:: HEEE!
 
Well, I'm an insomniac... I use meditation or masturbation. Sometimes I use a technique that's both. Sometime this works, sometimes it doesn't.

Believe it or not, warm milk can work, too!
 
don't have any ... if i can't sleep i get drunk, pissed, horny and aggresive enough to hit myself knock out ... mostly does the trick though and always in that order as well ...
 

RealMenSwallow

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It's getting to be about that time around here, anyone got some bed time rituals to help themselves fall asleep?
 
Punch myself in the nuts 5 times, then smack my face into a fall until I fall unconscious.
 
Wake up obscenely early.

Do lots of stuff during the day.

Try to stay wake until 11 pm.

Blah.
 

RealMenSwallow

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I'm so not a morning person too, that probably doesn't help a whole lot. Noon is a good time for me. I have to start waking up sooner though, I just got a fecking job after moving up north. So I bet I'll start sleeping better...er, I hope I do at least...
 
I always put a movie in when I go to bed.

When I start to get really sleepy I turn the volume way down and roll over.

Then at about 2 in the morning I wake up to shut off the TV and fall back to sleep until the alarm goes off.
 
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